Garran's Sleepy Mind

[garran]

I thought, What should I say if someone responds to one of my entries with, "I love and hate you with equal and warring passions"?

After a moment's thought, I decided I'd probably say, "Well, thanks; you're pretty loathesome and cute yourself!"

Then I felt a little put out that it was so unlikely.

Comments

[elyscape.livejournal.com]

You officially have too much thinking time on your hands. Get a(nother) job!

[(Anonymous)]

I find that I...love you. And that, irreconcilably, I hate you. The passion of both these feelings is unbelievable. The two halves of me are clashing--a constant, writhing, emotionally-bloody war. And I'm losing. I'm helpless.

I realize that this seems a little...extreme. But don't...take it to heart.

It's my problem, not yours.

Always,

~ Melpomene

[garran.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but it's just not the same now that it's not happening spontaneously.

Though it is a neat touch that I have no idea who you are...


-Garran

[(Anonymous)]

I said I love you, you insensitive monster!

~ Melpomene

[garran.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, you did also tell me not to worry about it. But you're right; such a raw yet articulate confession deserves more, and I'm sorry I've been so slow to offer it.

What can I do for you? Do you live near me? Perhaps I could treat you to dinner, and you could throw a glass of wine in my face.

Also, who are you?


-Garran

[(Anonymous)]

Heh...That does sound strangely cathartic. Well, I guess I'll get my chance soon enough.

Thank you for the offer, but I'm afraid I have to distance myself from you again. Encounters like this take a lot out of me. I'd like to say it's nothing personal, but...

No matter. Go on back to your life. I'll be okay.

~ Melpomene

[garran.livejournal.com]

Great, another muse alienated. No wonder I can never get anything written...


-Garran