Ahem (Lies!)

[garran]

The text (the language of obligation may, obviously, be ignored): "If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you."

I've been having fun with my responses.

Edit: Here are some more.

Comments

[masamage.livejournal.com]

Okay, so like...

We were just standing around talking, right? And all the sudden this huge mechanical Gnome comes stomping through, it's got these feet like cars, nearly killed us both...

Er...no, wait, that actually happened.

Well, okay, so some years later I developed this weird habit of, like, dying all the time. And this banshee sort of lady would always show up while I was indisposed and totally hit on you. And you were usually too embarrassed to flirt back, so she'd revive me, but then I'd chase her--

What? Oh, right, that one was real too...okay...

There was this other time, with the talking liver...no, sorry, there was...how about the demons that attracted or repelled tomatoes? I guess those were...uh, so, what about the Jusenkyo curses? Or, no...the Battle of Insanity? And once when you crawled inside my brain, there was these room with all these spiders...dang it...

Just give me a minute, this is really hard.

Uhm...

Oh, hey, I've got one! But, uh...

Summer made me promise never to tell you about it.

*>_>*