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garranThe Globe and Mail (I think) is running a bizarre series of ads. They say, "It's not just Vancouver," and then a picture of someone's face, and then, depending on the name of the person photographed, "It's Tony Glunton's Vancouver," or what have you. I've seen two, so far. When I encountered the first, I imagined that she had seized control of the city in a violent coup; when the second was indicated to me, it became clear that they headed rival gangs, vying for power. An enterprising samurai could really clean up.
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from this morning's paper
Date: 2005-04-20 03:49 pm (UTC)Help Wanted: Hatchet Man
Proficiency with other bladed weapons a plus. Must be willing to hench. Please apply in person at the Exploding Mountain Style Kenjutsu Dojo, with detached head of honorable enemy. Share of looting city primary compensation. An equal-opportunity employer.
Help Wanted: Second Fiddle
The Red Elbow Gang needs a second fiddle gunner. Machine gun in violin case will be supplied. Bring your own body armor. Fedora and trenchcoat a plus. Must be familiar with Brahm's Third Concerto and the devil's part in that Charlie Daniels song. Health insurance.
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Date: 2005-04-20 06:12 pm (UTC)Re: from this morning's paper
Date: 2005-04-21 12:34 pm (UTC)